Have you heard the one about the…
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No. to Change Lightbulb
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Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
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Best Foot Forward
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Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
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I want to take money with me
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How to drown a blonde.
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