Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
How to call penis
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Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
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Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
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My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...