What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...