Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!