New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...