How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...