Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...