The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...