Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....