You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...