Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...