DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...