Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...