In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...