Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Definition of Programmer
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Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...