Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...