What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...