Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...