You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...