Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...