Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...