New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...