Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!