You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...