To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...