134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....