Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...