I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...