Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...