The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...