Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...