Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...