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Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
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Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Windows 2000 Errors!
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New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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People who don’t believe in retaliation…
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Make it off the island
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