How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...