IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...