What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...