The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...