Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!