Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...