Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...