A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...