A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...