Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!