Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...