Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...