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A young Indian boy came back to the reservation…
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DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Some of life’s truisms.
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Men Snore Because
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