Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...