Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...