A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...