Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...