Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.