Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...