If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...